August 2012
I'm looking in the Hunter Pence tag and everything...
Hunter come home.
askzolu:
Z:… ok well sometimes… but usually he can take care of himself.
clavid:
apparently i’m a slave 4 u is not an appropriate song to put on a powerpoint about the 13th amendment
That one friend that annoys the shit out of you.
sodamnrelatable:
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
Watchundermysong:
pain-in-my-asgard:
zerofucks-weregiven:
gallifrey-feels:
controversial-tabloid-story:
some of these are not even innuendos. They are just blatantly sexual.
JESUS FUCK
Holy. Shit.
WAT.
THE LAST ONE THOUGH
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
July 2012
180mph:
palmtree19:
my biggest fear is one day every site you visit is going to show up on your facebook
visited porn
visited porn
visisted neopets
visited porn
Watchchakwas:
iwillmindfuckyou:
this is one of my favourite videos on tumblr
You can’t always tell when your dash has given up and night blogging has commenced
when this shows up?
You can tell.
Reblogging for epic sax guy.
Albus: Dad, I’m… gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
cosmo tip #185
plaguemetoanend:
when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice
Watchmilesjai:
what da fuq
hurpaderp:
my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her
#bonus round: i do hear her and i actually answer four or five times and i hear nothing but silence back
